Hospitals

I went to the hospital today that shit was hilarious. Since I'm technically not employed being a starving artist perusing happiness and all that good stuff. I get this awsome thing called medi-cal. Which is like free health insurance for the poor. It's Monday now and I had been dripping feverish sweat since Friday night, on the verge of collapsing multiple times with a throbbing three day headache, body aches, swolen throatitis, and an ear infection. (Damn you climate change and mentally induced malnourishment..) Anyways yeah, the people at the hospital were hilarious. As I'm standing in line to check into the ER. I start sweating and feeling dizzy. I tell one of the nurse ladies in the lobby n she notices my pale sweaty face and slurry voice. Immediatley starts bombarding me with questions. This was at about 11 a.m. today. Which Is early as fuck for me. My blood pressure is 76/42 when the normal is 120/80. So I'm in a state of hypo-tension. They put me on a thing with wheels n roll me to the red zone in the back. Like 6 people walk into this tiny room ( curtain divided section of the you know) with me n one by one as they come in they all ask the same question... "What's wrong with him" idk if I have a wierd sense of humor. By the time I reach the back room I start feeling better and they just keep making me laugh. They each come on with different machines and wires. 3 electrocadiograms 2 x-rays and two big pouches of I.V. (SALT WATER) later. Mixed with a few random shots of stuff that made me feel warm later. About two hours, and I'm off with a prescription for pills I don't like to take. Some wize Foo once said, "let thine food be thine medicine n thine medicine be thine food." Anyways the funniest part was when the doctor asked the lazy nurse, "Keeping the patients alive?" She responds non-schalauntley, "eeehhhh, if it's their time it's their time, what can you do." ( Bitch! You can save them as you're medically trained to do - thots in my head). I was like wtf. It's the ER. I think You're supposed to at least try. I couldn't help but laugh out loud (literally, not like the lol every other text type). Every other line was a joke, in between they would ocassionally mumble stuff about patients but mostly personal stories and jokes. In my head I'm like, yeah, fuck it, it makes sense, you're supposed to have fun at work. But these people have been working here so long they have a complete desensitization of the physical death of the human specimen. I saw at least 5 or 6 people rolled thru on gurneys that looked beat up as hell or on the verge of dieing. They were all like eh, another day another patient. Anyways that was my great hospital experience today. Before that I had only gone to hospitals for births, deaths, and 51/50s. I'll blog about the 51/50s another time, there's alot of content there. Those were good times. Anyways, here's some random pictures of art stuff from the archives cus thats how I eat. Eat, Sleep, And Breathe Paint. Sometimes not the breathing part tho, a few people have tod me I have sleep apnea. + A picture of me at the hospital today. Such a great feeling to be catered to by all these hot nurses. PS, my friend works at a hospital n she says Doctors get blowjobs from nurses all day in vacant rooms. (Lucky Guys)... But they went to school a long time, i guess they've earned it. Then the nurses go home to kiss their kids and husbands with Doctor Cock Breath. She calls it a breeding ground for affairs... Idk, But Being aware of that and observing the dynamics, I can definatley see it. Doctors direct nurses and nurses do what they can to get favortism / preferance... I can dig it.  Almost makes me want to reconsider my career choice, but nah, I like to write / paint on stuff.

Obviously Stencil Process layered animals from my paranoid monster head.  (Penny Weights) Above.




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